R-acing I-inspired C-osmetic E-nhancements AE86 Edition!

[idreamofdrifting]

There's always someone that misses the point!
Some examples.....please tell me these are Photoshoped!!!








Dear God, why?











special shout out to mah boy Sean!!!

[EJ86]

You can your rice post. Ricecop.com...

[carbd7age]

What's wrong with the floor mounted pedal set? That's some proper race car stuff right there, but the carbon fiber plate needs some type of texture or grip.

[Toybrota]

the before and after of the Poser Mobile makes me cry :c

[Jeff Lange]

Did it change from a hatch to a coupe?

Jeff

[milchmann]

Did it change from a hatch to a coupe?

LOL!!!!

What's wrong with the floor mounted pedal set? That's some proper race car stuff right there, but the carbon fiber plate needs some type of texture or grip.

The carbon fiber plate without any type of grip tape is a start. The full interior is another good clue. The dual MC with balance bar on a corolla is strike 3. An adjustable prop valve is far more practical for performance. http://www.amazon.com/High-Performance-Brake-Systems-James-Walker/dp/1613250541/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1394094835&sr=1-1&keywords=performance+brakes

[Toybrota]

Did it change from a hatch to a coupe?

Jeff

Yea there's an old thread somewhere but it's a joke hoping more people would get it

[Deuce Cam]

The dual MC with balance bar on a corolla is strike 3. An adjustable prop valve is far more practical for performance.

Dual master w/ balance bar should generally provide better feel/modulation without power brakes. Besides I don't think anybody would argue a floor mounted pedal box is practical, but I agree that it's WAY overkill.

[Clouds]

My reaction to the pictures was, and I quote, "Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwww oooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwww ooooooooooooooohhhhh."

[LongGrain]

surprised no one posted that "futurehachi" kid's car in here.

[idreamofdrifting]

surprised no one posted that "futurehachi" kid's car in here.

Here ya go...

[Clouds]

surprised no one posted that "futurehachi" kid's car in here.

I think that it is because we, at C4AG, are civilized.....85% of the time.

[LongGrain]

what exactly is uncivilized about posting a tasteless car in a thread for tasteless cars?

and as for the "we here at c4ag" comment, please see under my username.

[Clouds]

what exactly is uncivilized about posting a tasteless car in a thread for tasteless cars?

and as for the "we here at c4ag" comment, please see under my username.

It was a joke, LongGrain.

[redroku87]

If I could buy the poser mobile I would.

And I would have to document the purification process thoroughly.

[grappletech]

The futurehachi kids car was alright except the interior. I mean heck it's still better than the foam that goes everywhere when some of us roll down our windows. And his engine bay was pretty sweet.

Oh well maybe he will do to his car what he wants because it's his car. We don't agree. But I thought is was sweet. A little maturity will go a long way with the kid, but hey... We all started somewhere.


Back on topic. The only rice I have on my car are the weird colored powder coated wheels. I was so stupid lol.

[redroku87]

The futurehachi kids car was alright except the interior. I mean heck it's still better than the foam that goes everywhere when some of us roll down our windows. And his engine bay was pretty sweet.

Oh well maybe he will do to his car what he wants because it's his car. We don't agree. But I thought is was sweet. A little maturity will go a long way with the kid, but hey... We all started somewhere.


Back on topic. The only rice I have on my car are the weird colored powder coated wheels. I was so stupid lol.

It's another aborted AE86.

[RANT] I see absolutely no reason anyone would want to use one of these as a drift car anymore. 350Zs are cheaper, more plentiful, more powerful, better supported. But for some reason dumbass kids are still fixated on these cars. Oh and I am closer to 30 then 20.


Ewwwwwwwwwww........... I'm getting old.

Oh and futurehachis car sucks, mine is better. [/RANT]

[Toybrota]

If I could buy the poser mobile I would.

And I would have to document the purification process thoroughly.

I've often thought it'd be fun to buy little ricers civics, put stock kits on them, rattle can them black and sell them for double what I bought. The honda kids would cream themselves and I make a buck in the process.

It seems like it'd be fun

[redroku87]

No no, I would have to do this thoroughly and as thus:

1. Bring said car home.
2. Remove ricey cast wheels and replace with something tasteful.
3. Remove body kit.
4. Pour one Milwaukees Best on the hood to purify the soul of the machine.
5. Burn body kit and crappy ricer wheels etc.
6. Begin restoration.

[chohdog]

Its really easy to point fingers and laugh, but you all know that 75% of people on this forums have absolutely retarded cars. How many of you:

Have fully primered color cars?
Are running 15x8 or 15x9 retarded offset centerline or diamond racing wheels?
Have a stupid stuffed animal hanging from your tow hook?
Are using chinese coilovers with the same valving in the front as the rear, and claim "feels good. its nice and stiff"
think your SR5 is "fun" to drive?
have a sticker bombed fender or lip?
have a roof rack on your car even though you have no intention of mountain biking, surfing, skiing, or desire to engage in other white people activities

I think the crap I mentioned above is far worse that those pictures. Nothing says "I want to be cool but have no money" more than that 626/909 style of car modding.

[redroku87]

Its really easy to point fingers and laugh, but you all know that 75% of people on this forums have absolutely retarded cars. How many of you:

Have fully primered color cars?
-Fully restored.

Are running 15x8 or 15x9 retarded offset centerline or diamond racing wheels?
-Diamond racing wheels are straddling the rice line. Flushed out? Rice. Regular stance? No.

Have a stupid stuffed animal hanging from your tow hook?
-Portuguese flags from the rear view

Are using chinese coilovers with the same valving in the front as the rear, and claim "feels good. its nice and stiff"
-EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

think your SR5 is "fun" to drive?
-Has gotten a swap, GTS rear end on the way

have a sticker bombed fender or lip?
-EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

have a roof rack on your car even though you have no intention of mountain biking, surfing, skiing, or desire to engage in other white people activities
-My daily driver will, but that's for my Cannondale. TRIATHLON SON!

I think the crap I mentioned above is far worse that those pictures. Nothing says "I want to be cool but have no money" more than that 626/909 style of car modding.

Do I pass the test?
I think that I have spent more on my AE86 then my WRX once cost me new by the time its all done.

[John H.]

-John H.

[redroku87]

I'm starting to feel that flares are starting to fall into this boat too.

[Toybrota]

-John H.

are those... golf lights?

[John H.]

LOL, look what I just found on ebay!!! It's a new level of RICE!
http://goo.gl/4QY5SF


-John H.

[idreamofdrifting]

LOL, look what I just found on ebay!!! It's a new level of RICE!
http://goo.gl/4QY5SF


-John H.

good find John!